(A figure clad in black wearing a black mask with a flaring black helmet stalked into Kelley's cyber-room).Originally Posted by Kelley_the_Gardener
Whoooo-sheeeeeee (breathed the figure) as he held out a black gloved hand to Kelly.
"Kelly - embrace the dark side and feel the power of the 'Force.' Together - using the SFA, we will rule the world."
"Let these words guide you in the use of the SFA ... 'David of Houston is wonderful ... we love David of Houston ... we want to send David of Houston our allowance and lunch money .... we love David of Houston ... it is important that we all love David of Houston ... (especially if we are attractive single women) ... David of Houston is an Asian Adonis ... we want David of Houston to become dictator for life ... we love David of Houston ... David of Houston is all wise, all knowing, all seeing ... his merest word should be law ...'"
Ah yes my friend - in our brave new world, "teachers" will teach lessons like home cooks use Betty Crocker recipes.
The certified teacher will fall by the wayside - replaced by a car crash dummy with a cassette recorded lesson ...
"Today we are going to talk about - addition facts. Can you say, 'addition facts?' (pause) Very good. Do you know what addition facts are? (pause) Yes - addition facts are numbers that we add. Can you add '3+5?' (pause) Yes - '3 + 5' = 8."