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  1. #1
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    Terrible News in Our Area --- (snicker)

    The story is that a fellow down the street got beat up because his wife thought he was running around and said she would stay if she came home and found something in the garage that would go from 0 to 200 in 10 seconds. When she came home, she found a new set of bathroom scales.

    barumpump.....

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  2. #2
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    Dude, that's heavy........
    "Opportunity is often missed by most people, because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
    -Thomas Edison
    "Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentis telum est"- Seneca

  3. #3
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    And I hear that his funeral will be on Wednesday afternoon.
    Worry is like a rocking chair: It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. (Erma Bombeck)

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